They got married. Two months later, she files for divorce.
Two days later, she was seen shopping with him.

So goes the on-again, off-again, on-again relationship of Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon. Come on, woman, it’’s one thing to spend 30 minutes choosing what top to wear (or, in your case, barely wearing any top at all). But surely your relationship needs a little more… commitment? Like, oh, a decision that lasts longer than your highlights?!

Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton have much to celebrate. Helena has just given birth to her baby girl, which her rep described as “a lovely Christmas present for the family.” The two also got Golden Globe nominations for Sweeney Todd (Helena for best actress, Tim for best director) — and heard about it while they were talking with the doctor about whether or not to induce labor. As witty as ever, Helena quipped: “I do look like a globe, so it’s kind of funny. I am very round.”

This woman has trouble keeping her clothes on…and her mouth shut.

Just months after “Desperate Housewives” actress Eva Langoria married basketball player Tony Parker, rumors are already circulating about his infidelity. Model Alexandra Paressant (photo above) said that she and Tony met in Paris, then started sending really “suggestive” text messages before starting to sleep together.

Eva has jumped to Tony’s defense, saying that the rumors were “100% untrue” and that he’s been “a perfect husband.” She pointed out that Alessandra pulled the same stunt on Brazilian soccer star Ronaldinho, claiming that their nights of wild sex so tired him out that he couldn’t play well during the World Cup. He is now suing her.

What is it with celebrities getting pregnant?! Seems like the new celebrity fashion statement is maternity wear. The new star to join the Mommy Ranks — Jessica Alba.

She and boyfriend Cash (a director’s assistant she met while making Fantastic Four) are expecting their child to arrive in late spring.

How that will affect her in Broadway role “Speed-the-Plow” remains to be seen.

Lindsay granted station Mix 94.1 FM an impromptu update on her life. She called in to help her friend, whose nieces wanted to watch the Hannah Montana concert. (Oh my God — is she actually thinking about someone aside from herself?!)

Yes, she is, and Lindsay says it’s all part of a “new me.”

“I think my life is different now. I’m growing up. It was time. I’m a different person now,” she said.

The big turning point was rehb, she said, and once she got out she made a conscious decision to stay out of the news and buckle down to work. She’s working on her new album, which she describes as urban pop, and is planning to visit Africa to help kids. “would be nice to give back.”

Lindsay, is that you???

Get a sneak peek of Britney’s new music video. In “Piece of me” she gets back at all the paparazzi who have hounded her, humiliated her, and generally contributed to making her the laughingstock of Hollywood.

She’s got her own perfume, her own sex tape, her own album. Now Paris Hilton’s endorsing a canned champagne called Rich Prosecco. First launched in Berlin, the drink will hit US shelves early next year.

Well, Paris is a good endorser for the product, since she’s been known to guzzle down inordinate amounts of alcohol.

For the ad campaign, she stripped off clothes (no surprise there) and was photographed slithering across a desert landscape. “Must…get…drunk…”

The Spice Girls have been doing some major girl bonding this year because of their reunion concert, but they’re not about to put up the facade that everything’s always been this friendly. In a documentary that’s expected to circulate in the Internet this week, Geri talks about why she quit the band in 1998.

“I just felt like the band had got so big, and the girls were almost like they didn’t need me anymore, really,” says the former Ginger Spice. “I definitely felt very redundant,” she says, “like the wheels were turning whether I was there or not, it felt.”

Amy Winehouse’s mother is very, very scared for her daughter’s safety — and desperate enough to write a public letter begging her to come home. “All you have to do is come to us, Amy, and we’ll do everything in our power to get you well again,” says Janis Winehouse.

Janis, like the rest of the world, has been reading alarming reports of Amy wandering London in just a bra and jeans, flashing photographers, and snorting volumes of cocaine.

She asked the singer to “just pick up the phone” and said there was no shame in asking for help — 6 Grammy nominations did not make her any less vulnerable. “Remember you’re just an ordinary human being, no stronger than any of the rest of us.”

The heartfelt, beautifully written letter is full of the love (and worry) of a mom who just wants her child to be happy again. “After all, you are still my baby and you always will be.”

Just months after getting married it seems like the magic between Pamela and hubby Rick Salomon seems to have fizzled out. She was seen getting a little tooooo tight with magician Criss Angel, who’s been linked to fellow celeb trainwrecks Britney and Lindsay. The two were seen hugging and whispering sweet nothings to each other at a Vegas club.